- Inauguration Countdown
- Trump and Putin, Besties for the Resties
- Clinton a Reptile?
- Trump a Tall Oompa-Loompa?
- Is the Internet Controlled by Hamsters?
- England Re-naming "Chips" to "French Fries"
- Trouble in the Middle-East? Reports show lack of Chipotle as Cause
- Kim Jong Un DISLIKES Katy Perry's "Firework"
- Madagascar Losing Lemurs
- South Pole? Fact or Fiction?
- Trump Election Causes McNugget Stocks to Skyrocket
- Sub-Prime Auto Loans? Could This be the Cause of a New 2008?
- Chinese Economy Collapses as New Labor Laws Implemented
- FAKE/NEWS, Inc Going Public!
- How Much Wood Could a Woodchuck Chuck, Without Wood Prices Rising?
- Matthew McConaughey wins 23rd Oscar
- Kim K's New Diet. Only Raccoon Meat?
- Kanye Say's a Pair of His Yeezy's Can Cure Cancer When Worn
- What is Gilbert Grape Eating? Leo Gains 30 lbs!
- You Can Win Big! New Season of "Dancing With Hobo's" Starting Soon!
- Cowboys Choke, Packers Move On
- Will Brady Deflate this Post-Season? Patriots Probability
- Cubs Win!!! (We Know this was Months Ago, but We're Still Excited)
- Warriors or Cavs? Are There Still Any Other Teams Playing?
- LeBron on Current Political Climate, "I play basketball, not politics."